So today was a strange day.

Woke up to find a picture message on my phone from Mr E. Up until now Mr E and I have maybe kind of sort of flirted but without actually saying much. Looked at my phone with bleary eyes after a night on the sofa, and saw that the picture was a blurry shot of Mr E in some sort of thong. It was a funny, and strangely sexy picture, which he had sent to me at half two in the morning. I knew he was out drinking last night, so I assumed quite correctly that he took the picture whilst extremely intoxicated!….

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